Today I woke up with terrible news…. MATTHEW IS DATING KATE HUDSON. Really? Out of all people? As soon as I found out, I cranked Mirco Cuts through my laptop and realized that they would not work. Nope. Matthew is too perfect to find someone of equal value. He’s at the age where he’s gonna get married soon. So they’re gonna get married, have kids, Matt’s gonna be too stressed with the kids and his band and he’s gonna break up Muse. NO NO NO NO NO NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO. I’d die.
-Nay loves Matthew Bellamy 
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